dr j and I join the illuminati

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  Dan posted an update 7 months ago

  Dark disclosures.
  I’ve joined the illuminati. I will receive significant and ongoing financial support in return for capturing the minds of the curious and drawing them deeper into falsehoods. Previously I had cried foul against this hidden hand but that was before I stood to benefit from evil.
  I no longer have material concerns. All things are to be handed to me. In return I shepard energies down fruitless paths that would have otherwise been directed to expanding awareness. I do this by justifying your sense of victimisation and enabling your delusions of cleverness.
  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
  http://islandrepublicofdan.blogspot.com.au

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    Joseph P. Farrell replied 7 months ago
    Too late, I sent my Illuminati membership application along with my Cheerios boxtops and $1.50 application fee a long time ago. 
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      Dan replied 7 months ago
      Did you get the coffee mug too?
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        Joseph P. Farrell replied 6 months, 4 weeks ago
        I opted for the baseball cap.  
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          Dan replied 6 months, 3 weeks ago
           good call
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            Dan replied 5 months, 2 weeks ago
            as a member of the backward subspecies of a larger galactic advanced humanoid population it is important to make the jokes that poke taboo.
            these antics please the gods and bring us blessings.
            it is forbidden yet our charms induce the urge to throw peanuts to monkeys.
            as above so below.
            the zoo sign says please do not feed the monkeys but i do. i cant help it.
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