Wednesday, 17 August 2016

I know why trump will be president

By dan

i just watched "left behind. World at war." That was very disturbing.
If God wrote the script for this shit I can only say he hasn't improved any since the bible. What an unloved bucket of crap this cinema folly is.
It does serve well as insight into the state of American Christianity, aka; the great white jihadists.
And what about this God of theirs? That is a violent son of bitch. The gnostic were onto something when they decided that whatever this entity was it was not God. They called him balboath, King of the archons and unwanted bastard child of the aeon Sophia. It's all very Tolkien.
Bloods drips from every page of the Old Testament and the insidious new wasn't never even meant to make sense because that's how much respect "God" has for these new Christians.
They do know that they are not his chosen people yet they still hang around hoping that one day the leader of the cool kids will pay them some attention. Odd.
Also odd is this whole "if it be gods will" thing because I was under the impression that God, (from here I'm going to refer to this entity as gog cause typing God all the time gets spooky.), gave humans free will yet that will had to be given over to gogs will under threat of pestilence, apocalypse and flocks of murderous birds, (or was that Hitchcock?).
(Am I using these bracket things right? I would do this by video but the fascist telco charges too much for data.) where was I...
Trump will be president because Americans are predominantly fundamentalist Christian dumbfucks.
No not really. I'm still a little off centre from watching "left behind."
Ok so here is the connection.
Trump will be president because these weird white jihadists want him to bring on the apocalypse so they can win favour with gog for smacking down the devil, who is Russian of course, and maybe then he will like them as much as he like the Jews.
To make all this happen first they feint one way and go the other by favouring US alliance with China and Russian, abolishing NATO and UN and creating "global community" which Putin fronts.
The Vatican is shot into space with its inhabitants, minus any small boys they hid in luggage.
Holywood city replaces it as the spiritual centre of the planet, located in Colorado and run by reptilian high priests that hide small boys in their luggage...
After years of being ignored North Korea sets itself on fire and runs through the streets of South Korea screaming "You never loved me!" Sadly surviving only to live isolated within an oxygen tent and gel bath.
Trump will be lose leadership of global community to Putin and during the process of world wide disarmament the White jihadist spark ww3 having held back a massive armoury to kill all the non Christians before the non Christians can poison the bibles with Ebola.2, gog told them they would do that.
This was supposed to happen with Obama but they just couldn't get that prick off the couch.
So trump having done his duty as a gimp and a douche bag escapes to Mexico disguised as a bald evangelical but is recognised when trying to fashion road kill into a hairpiece. The Mexicans take pity on him and give him a job in the sanitation department.
Viva la revolution

Barrett Brown killed my dreams

By Dan

This man has stolen all my most noble revolutionary aspirations and squashed my most intimate fantasy of infamy.
All that comes after shall now be "in the style of" or worse still relegated to a genre.
What the hell have I been doing all these years? Copy and pasted a few articles and filled up notebooks full of introspective trash, smoked a lot of dope and shouted "ups yours" to the system at every opportunity. I have a lot of fines but nothing else that even eludes to the grand delusions I had of being a player in the downfall of our fascist scum overlords.
I'm just not clever enough.
Barrett Brown however is and what's more the bastard is funny.
At first read I was happy to find a talented gonzo journalist i could really get into like when I first read Hunter S Thompson but as I read on through a stack of his articles it became clear that this was no gonzo revival. This guy, Barrett Brown, who incidentally probably hates the way I murder English    is making his own news by sticking it to "the man" and then having the audacity to report to the masses just how "the man" reacts to said sticking.
Hunter S joined the satanic reptiles in return for an endless supply of young witches, pure Colombian and depleted uranium ammo. So fuck him.
He has inspired me though, Barret I mean not Hunter S fuck him, and so this is where we are at. I'm writing this crap because Barrett Brown has forced me to reassess my former fantasies and take a good long hard look at myself and ask what, if anything I've achieved for the cause. None of this soul searching and self reprisal shall be inflicted on you here though as I'm just not that mean spirited, today.

That bloody stylish Assange also make me feel so bloody infererior. I'd love to be locked up in an embassy with the evil doers at the door as the hero of the literate minority or locked up for corporate embarrassment with the support of the literate minority but alas I'm not clever enough. As far as clever goes i am smart enough to know that it's tough for these people and shiploads of other revolutionaries locked up around the planet, taking it for the team.
Lets take a moment and give respect to those of us who made it off the couch.
If I can shake off the apathy for any length of time I will be writing a stern letter to the powers that be . Already I have decided that at some point in the letter it will say "... And therefore, sir, you are an ass."
"Death to fascist insect that preys on the life of the people!".
Symbionese Liberation Army.