Russell edgington vampire character from true blood explains the common ground between humans and vamps.
(Crappy show but the kids love it)
"We're narcissists... We care only about getting what we want no matter what the cost just like you. Global warming, perpetual war, toxic waste, child labor, torture, genocide, That's a small price to pay for your SUVs and your flat screen TVs, your blood diamonds, your designer jeans, your absurd garish McMansions! Futile symbols of pertanence to quell your quivering, spineless souls."
